This is a sketch I’ve wanted to shoot for many years, but never had the chance. Who knows how much longer he’ll be around, so I thought I’d archive it here before it gets totally outdated. Enjoy.
INT. LARGE EMPTY ROOM – DAY
A SHORT BALD MAN.
SHORT BALD MAN
Remember the good old days, when NBC was Must See TV, and laughter filled the air? Remember Cheers, Seinfeld, Frasier, Friends? Well, you won’t be seeing anything like that while I’m around. I wouldn’t know comedy if it bit me in the a-hole. I’m NBC president Jeff Zucker, and I’m a bald fat-faced idiot.
FX: GRAPHIC AND TUNE FOR “THE MORE YOU KNOW”
AND WE…
FADE OUT.
