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May 4th, 2010

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KittyTalk

For Immediate Release…

Is Your Feline a Catty or a Lolcat?
Save a Life and Learn a new Language!

(Hollywood, CA) – Yay Robot is proud to announce the release of KittyTalk for iPhone and iPod Touch, and the donation of 10% of developer proceeds from KittyTalk to North Shore Animal League and other no-kill animal shelters.

Using a patented technology that measures and analyzes a combination of vocalizations, sub-vocalizations, and brain wave patterns, KittyTalk is able to statistically and accurately perform translations into human language that pet owners can understand.*

KittyTalk comes in two varieties. KittyTalk: Catty Edition is for catty cats who say things like, “Do you see any mice? Then my work is done.”, “You’re not really going to wear that, are you?”, and “Facebook is asking about our relationship. I put, ‘It’s complicated.’” KittyTalk: Lolcat Edition is for lolcats and includes phrases like “Cheezburger! Give it me!”, “Iz Caturday?”, and “I findz ur typos now?”

Both KittyTalk apps are in fact four apps in one – together with the translation module, the apps also come with a sound board toy, a laser pointer toy, and a pet profile where emergency numbers can be stored for one-touch dialing.

The KittyTalk apps are available on the iTunes App Store for a limited time at the special introductory price of 99 cents. No animals were harmed in the making of KittyTalk.

ABOUT YAY ROBOT

Yay Robot is a mobile and Internet entertainment company with a focus on comedy. Products include KittyTalk, DoggieTalk and the iHateIt Personal Disapproval Assistant.

*Non-Factual Statement

KittyTalk: Catty Edition on the App Store: http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/kittytalk-catty-edition/id385343352?mt=8

KittyTalk: Lolcat Edition on the App Store: http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/kittytalk-lolcat-edition/id390051542?mt=8


DoggieTalk

For Immediate Release…

Want to Know What Fido is Saying?

(Hollywood, CA) – With the new DoggieTalk iPhone app, dog owners can finally find out what their pooches are saying. Using a patented technology that measures and analyzes a combination of vocalizations, sub-vocalizations, and brain wave patterns, DoggieTalk is able to statistically and accurately perform translations into human language that pet owners can understand.*

As a huge animal-lover myself, this age-old problem always intrigued me,” said Yay Robot owner Charles Horn, the app creator and an Emmy-nominated comedy writer. “I was thrilled with the level of detail we were able to achieve with these translations, such as, ‘Have you seen my bone? I can’t find it anywhere.’ ‘Vacuum cleaners are evil!’ and ‘I will protect you from the mailman.’”

The DoggieTalk app also appears to corroborate the fact that dogs are extremely intelligent animals. Said Charles, “We were absolutely blown away when we saw the translation, ‘The speed of light in a vacuum is a universal constant that can be expressed through the equation –- Wait. Is that a ball?’”

The DoggieTalk app is actually four apps in one – together with the dog translation module, the app also comes with a sound board toy, a laser pointer toy, and a pet profile where emergency numbers can be stored for one-touch dialing.

When asked if there will be a similar translation device for cats, Charles said that KittyTalk is coming soon, adding, “Cats are a lot more sarcastic, so it’s taking a little bit longer to perfect.”

DoggieTalk is available on the iTunes App Store for a limited time at the special introductory price of 99 cents. 10% of developer proceeds of DoggieTalk will be donated to no-kill animal shelters. No animals were harmed in the making of DoggieTalk.

ABOUT YAY ROBOT

Yay Robot is a mobile and Internet entertainment company with a focus on comedy. Products include DoggieTalk and the iHateIt Personal Disapproval Assistant. Yay Robot is owned and operated by Emmy-nominated comedy writer Charles Horn, whose credits include Robot Chicken, Robot Chicken: Star Wars, Pink Panther and Pals, and The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. He is also author of The Laugh Out Loud Guide: Ace the SAT Exam without Boring Yourself to Sleep!

*Non-Factual Statement

DoggieTalk on the App Store: http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/doggietalk/id382865182?mt=8

DoggieTalk on the web: http://www.yayrobot.com/products/doggietalk/


And Now Back To iPhone Apps

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Now back to iPhone Apps!

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