Archive for January, 2010


Comedy Vocab — spread the words!

Have you checked out Comedy Vocab yet?  If you have an iPhone or iPod Touch you should definitely get it.  It’s a Word-A-Day/Vocabulary builder that uses comedy.  For example:

1. Frenetic:
Jane was frenetically dusting all through the house, like a hummingbird darting from one flower to the next, so I knew she was off her meds again.

2. When he discovered that his 72 virgins did nothing more than cuddle, the suicide bomber realized he had entered _______.
(A) contrition
(B) catharsis
(C) refractory
(D) perdition
(E) blandishment

3. Mollify:
When I saw that she could be mollified with a lollipop and blankie, I immediately called the pet store back and cancelled the pony.

4. “There were certainly a number of low points in our relationship,” said Mr. Bobbitt, “but yes, I would have to agree that the _______ was the time she cut off my penis.”
(A) acme
(B) dictum
(C) nadir
(D) penultimate
(E) affront

Check it out at http://www.comedyvocab.com and click on the links there to go directly to the App Store.


The More You Know

This is a sketch I’ve wanted to shoot for many years, but never had the chance.  Who knows how much longer he’ll be around, so I thought I’d archive it here before it gets totally outdated.  Enjoy.

INT. LARGE EMPTY ROOM – DAY

A SHORT BALD MAN.

SHORT BALD MAN
Remember the good old days, when NBC was Must See TV, and laughter filled the air? Remember Cheers, Seinfeld, Frasier, Friends? Well, you won’t be seeing anything like that while I’m around. I wouldn’t know comedy if it bit me in the a-hole. I’m NBC president Jeff Zucker, and I’m a bald fat-faced idiot.

FX: GRAPHIC AND TUNE FOR “THE MORE YOU KNOW”

AND WE…

FADE OUT.